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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

DEI Programs Criticised After Emotionally Deficient, Fuckwit Man-Baby Promoted to President

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DEI Programs Criticised After Emotionally Deficient, Fuckwit Man-Baby Promoted to President

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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DEI Programs Criticised After Emotionally Deficient, Fuckwit Man-Baby Promoted to President — The Shovel
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The 78-year-old man is also said to belong to the “I’ve been bankrupt six times” community, a minority group in the US that has traditionally been under-represented in the workplace.
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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    What? This doesn’t belong here. The Onion community is for satirical comedy news stories.

    This…this is just a recap of recent events.

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      Yeah satire is hanging on by a thread these days

      • helloworld55@lemm.ee
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        Hey at least comedians have plenty of material

        • errer@lemmy.world
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          Everyone is a comedian just by the mere act of reporting the news at it happens

    • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I’m not convinced that the onion isn’t going to just start posting real news to see if anyone notices.

      I’m struggling already…

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    May he die soon and painfully 🙏

    • earphone843@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t want him to die soon. I want him to get locked in syndrome for a few years first. Let him have a preview of hell.

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    tfw the onion reports facts while MSM reports even more bullshit than ever

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Could just say racist idiot. Poor onion, they can’t create more bizarre topics than modern reality provides anymore.

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    More crazy face images need to be circulated.

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