Want or need?

Always the question.

Your going to have to disect the lab rat live, fresh from the dumpster.

The morning riot used 2 more mags than usual.

Alternate #1: your pickup truck’s steel bumper.

Alternate #2: your cousins Oxy-acc torch

Alternate #3: bricks. Lots of bricks.

Drive thru bullet stores?

Leave your lights on for us, before you turn them off.

England still claims 10% of American stupidity as debt service.

Will they market them to kids like cigarettes?

Surge pricing.

Remember when RoboCop dispensed bullets to anyone that did not show ID?

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters