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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka

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Trump Admits Relationship With Epstein Severed After Dispute Over Dibs On Ivanka

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 months ago

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PALM BEACH, FL—Asserting that the pair had not been close “for decades” prior to the financier’s death, Donald Trump admitted Friday that his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein was severed after a dispute over dibs on the former president’s daughter Ivanka Trump. “We had a very good time for many years, but it was unfortunately Ivanka […]

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