seahorse [Ohio]

seahorse@midwest.social

I run the midwest.social instance as well as the undernopretext.social mastodon instance

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Cake day: August 4th, 2021

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmen
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American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value

lmao

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

Monster Devastated To See Film Depicting Things He Told Guillermo Del Toro In Confidence

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Monster Devastated To See Film Depicting Things He Told Guillermo Del Toro In Confidence

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months ago

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying
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“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!”

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

He packs a chainsaw

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

Alarming Study Finds Only 1 In 4 Americans Can Get A Motherfuckin’ ‘Hell Yeah’

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Alarming Study Finds Only 1 In 4 Americans Can Get A Motherfuckin’ ‘Hell Yeah’

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

Not all chainsaws

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Not all chainsaws

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict

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Military Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflict

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk

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CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist

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Conservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Exist

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Local Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merch

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Local Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merch

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

Netanyahu Insists on Crimes Against Humanity During Game Night

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Netanyahu Insists on Crimes Against Humanity During Game Night

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months ago

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on Christmas
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8 months ago
I’ve always wanted a “war on christmas” veteran hat

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Self-Proclaimed Activist Calls it a Day After Leaving “Do Better” Comment on Random Frito-Lay Instagram Post

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Self-Proclaimed Activist Calls it a Day After Leaving “Do Better” Comment on Random Frito-Lay Instagram Post

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Nation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AI

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Nation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AI

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’
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Got it

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Double-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Things

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Double-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Things

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’
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🤯

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good

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Report: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Good

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

Woop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourself

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Woop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourself

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Man Struggling To Sleep Reminds Self He Can Always Deal With Home Invasion In Morning

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Man Struggling To Sleep Reminds Self He Can Always Deal With Home Invasion In Morning

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Amazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Men

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Amazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Men

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant

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Donald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rant

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 10 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

HGTV Not Fucking Around With Show Called ‘Straight White Gentrifiers’

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HGTV Not Fucking Around With Show Called ‘Straight White Gentrifiers’

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg

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The Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Leg

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 months ago

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