minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•China's new and cheaper magic beans shock America's unprepared magic bean salesmenlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·1 year ago American magic bean companies like Beanco, The Boston Bean Company, and Nvidia have already shed hundreds of billions of dollars in stock value lmao linkfedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoMonster Devastated To See Film Depicting Things He Told Guillermo Del Toro In Confidenceplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1211arrow-down11
arrow-up1210arrow-down1external-linkMonster Devastated To See Film Depicting Things He Told Guillermo Del Toro In Confidenceplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And CryinglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year ago“Look what you made me do! I’m actually the victim here!” linkfedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoHe packs a chainsawmidwest.socialimagemessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1179arrow-down11
arrow-up1178arrow-down1imageHe packs a chainsawmidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoAlarming Study Finds Only 1 In 4 Americans Can Get A Motherfuckin’ ‘Hell Yeah’plus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up1144arrow-down14
arrow-up1140arrow-down1external-linkAlarming Study Finds Only 1 In 4 Americans Can Get A Motherfuckin’ ‘Hell Yeah’plus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square3fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-21 year agoNot all chainsawsplus-squaremidwest.socialimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1300arrow-down110
arrow-up1290arrow-down1imageNot all chainsawsplus-squaremidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square20fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoMilitary Recruiter Enlists Ragtag Bunch Of Teen Misfits To Die In Overseas Conflictplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1262arrow-down13
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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoCEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Deskplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1340arrow-down11
arrow-up1339arrow-down1external-linkCEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Deskplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square6fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoConservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Existplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1539arrow-down15
arrow-up1534arrow-down1external-linkConservative Vows to End All Systems of Child Abuse Except Ones That Actually Existplus-squarethehardtimes.netseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square8fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoLocal Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merchplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up1290arrow-down10
arrow-up1290arrow-down1external-linkLocal Police Department’s Secret Santa Gift Exchange Entirely Made up of Punisher Merchplus-squarethehardtimes.netseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoNetanyahu Insists on Crimes Against Humanity During Game Nightplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1271arrow-down13
arrow-up1268arrow-down1external-linkNetanyahu Insists on Crimes Against Humanity During Game Nightplus-squarethehardtimes.netseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Next Call of Duty game to be set during the War on ChristmaslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 year agoI’ve always wanted a “war on christmas” veteran hat linkfedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoSelf-Proclaimed Activist Calls it a Day After Leaving “Do Better” Comment on Random Frito-Lay Instagram Postplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up1210arrow-down15
arrow-up1205arrow-down1external-linkSelf-Proclaimed Activist Calls it a Day After Leaving “Do Better” Comment on Random Frito-Lay Instagram Postplus-squarethehardtimes.netseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square1fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoNation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AIplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up1273arrow-down15
arrow-up1268arrow-down1external-linkNation’s Dads Walk On Washington After Seeing Power Bill for Using AIplus-squarethehardtimes.netseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square2fedilink
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoGot it linkfedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoDouble-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Thingsplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up1175arrow-down10
arrow-up1175arrow-down1external-linkDouble-Jointed Guy Blows The Fucking Roof Off Party Doing Weird Arm Thingsplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
minus-squareseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialMtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·1 year ago🤯 linkfedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoReport: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Goodplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down10
arrow-up168arrow-down1external-linkReport: Oyster Cracker–Wise, Nation Doing Pretty Goodplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoWoop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourselfmidwest.socialimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageWoop woop unto others as you'd woop woop unto yourselfmidwest.socialseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For Presidentplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-link‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For Presidentplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square10fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoMan Struggling To Sleep Reminds Self He Can Always Deal With Home Invasion In Morningplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkMan Struggling To Sleep Reminds Self He Can Always Deal With Home Invasion In Morningplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square4fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoAmazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Menplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkAmazon Update Says Package Now Arriving When The Sky Shatters, The Sun Shines Black, And Rivers Weep Like Menplus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-21 year agoDonald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rantplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkDonald Trump Promises To Bring Fruitopia Vending Machines Back to Public Schools if Elected in Latest Unhinged Rantplus-squarethehardtimes.netseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-21 year agomessage-square2fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agoHGTV Not Fucking Around With Show Called ‘Straight White Gentrifiers’plus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkHGTV Not Fucking Around With Show Called ‘Straight White Gentrifiers’plus-squaretheonion.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square0fedilink
seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years agoThe Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Legplus-squareclickhole.comexternal-linkmessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkThe Future Of Biohacking: Elon Musk Has Announced He Is Now Half Machine After Gluing A Vitamix Blender To His Legplus-squareclickhole.comseahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square3fedilink
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