“This massive corporation sucks too!” Have you tried not going with a massive corporation?

*sound of bat hitting baseball*

That’s not as much of a joke as I want it to be.

I mean, it’s not in a murder context but chainsaws can fuck themselves because I could never give the little piece of shit they gave me on the trail crew to stay running and you’ve never been more pissed off than having a pull start motor that doesn’t fucking run.

Edit: I should add that most of the problem is I wasn’t on the chainsaw crew, I was the head of the brush crew so they gave me the literal shitiest chainsaw they had in case I ran into an excuse for it. I wanted to throw it in the creek.

Well I’m installing this and you’re my new favorite person.

“My shitty attempt at being a venture capitalist didn’t pan out and I’m angry at the guy who took advantage of my desire for a get rich quick scheme”

Well the headline got a chuckle out of me anyway. Still happy with Neon and it’s lack of AI bullshit.