Chainweasel

Yeah, it’s the area south of Pittsburgh near WV, why is it called Pennsyltucky instead of Pennsylvirginia? No idea.
But, it’s more of a “here be hillbillies” thing, especially when compared to the rest of the state.

Yinz is a Pittsburgh and Pennsyltucky thing

I’m lucky enough to be a state employee so I’ll still have OPERS when Social Security is annihilated next year, but I’m not sure that’ll be enough.

You forgot “Yinz”

When you’re stressed out or in a panic situation your brain will start to lay down more than one memory track at a time, this will cause time to feel slower when you think back on it. And because the “present” is constantly moving moment in time thinking back only 10 seconds can feel like 30 seconds, making time feel like it’s crawling along. If you spend 8 hours at work stressed out, at the end of the day it can feel like you’ve spent 16-20 hours there.

I’m pretty sure there’s an anime of a very similar premise on Netflix called “Erased”.
It reminded me a lot of the movie “butterfly effect”

If it were supposed to be pronounced “jif” it would have been spelled that way.