If I recall correctly she owns a fleet of rental tour busses because when she was younger and her dad was trying to keep some semblance of normalcy in her life by only booking short tours nobody wanted to rent them a tour bus for only a few weeks. If you werent booking it for 6 months they didnt want to know you. He realised she had enough money to buy her own damn bus, so they did.

Well when artists knew she wasnt touring and wanted a bus for a few weeks they rang her dad and asked “Hey can we rent your bus for a month?” after it happened a few times he bought another bus, and another…

“In the wake of the Trump victory millions of Americans relieved to find out their white neighbours consider them ‘One of the good ones’”

“Deodorant shelves empty as many LGBTQI+ “Allys” realise that they might actually have to prove it”

I thought of a few fantastic Onion headlines and was tempted to write them but they all made me deeply sad.