Two. The friend who sent me here and a friend I sent here.

My last ex was cute, funny, and treated me very well. The problem was they were not good at taking care of their health. As a result I couldn’t see us in a long term relationship. They died of a stroke a few years after we broke up.

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I tell them “Looking good, Miss Lady!”

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Most recently it was what if I drop my favorite glass on the tile floor. It seemed almost like I had already done it in a dream.

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Same except ours are all adult atheists now. Doesn’t stop my mom from wringing her hands about all of us going to hell though.

In my last game one of my players got a seemingly dubious treasure - an apron. He later found out it was The Apron of Deliciousness (based on Delicious in Dungeon). He could make monsters and other seemingly non-food items into delicious meals. At one point while trapped in a cave he kept everyone alive with spiderweb soup. queue the horn sound