Mad max, probably

you’re wrong, corsicanguppy

0.5. One friend found my lemmy account when scouring the internet for TTRPG maps. I think that halfway counts, even if he doesn’t have an account of his own.

i would become so evil so quickly

real

We’re only gonna get variations of the “Welcome to Revachol” guy, unfortunately

no way this is true. it might be only 240p but I can stream video in this wrinkly meat computer without buffering.

100%

I dont actually care about the continued propogation of the species all that much, and I’m cooked either way so… lets crab bucket it up.

we aren’t federated with NSFW instances and thats honestly okay because I use this account in public.

groceries. it’s kind of a hassle going to the store every other week. It’s not like I’m gonna stop buying food, either.

Barber beats are just a serving plate full of soft peppermint candies individually wrapped, but you can kinda see that the wrappings were just printed over old recycled wrappers of other candies.

lol those kids are fucked

i dont have anywhere else to go

I think TTRPGs should be unbalanced. Balance is a construct of games, and the fictional worlds the players will interact with are less immersive when everything is predictably tuned and equal. I think the fiction of a rogue being about as good as a fighter at combat is stupid. I think rust monsters and undead creatures that hurt your stats are way better than dire boars and skeletons who just shoot you with bows. I think that when rocks fall, things should die. These all contribute to the fantasy world seeming more dangerous, more ‘real’, like a spectral hand isn’t shielding you from the worst the world has to offer.

I also recognize this is my dark fantasy bias yapping away

what the fuck i don’t even own a dishwasher, why did i watch all of this