The only two I can read are Ted’s and Steve’s (and Joe’s first name?), but the only one I know is Ted. Who are the others?

400lb

Five hundred and twelve. Just saying it makes me quake in fearr. David was such a brave man to face such a force off nature.

I was surprised to hear neopets is still a thing. A friend went and checked it on a whim.

Okay, let’s make this simple enough for you. Pictures, everybody. Pictures for the man with the mind of a sloth. Exhibit A. Exhibit B.