Don’t that distract you from that fact that in 2025 Edward Snowden threw Nvidia’s RTX 50 series off Hell In A Cell and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

How many planets are there in the solar system in your opinion?

No sane person minds watching a 5-10 second add every 10-20 minutes to support the platform.

Fuck that. Ads are cancer. Willing consuming cancer is insanity.

The other day I saw posts from The Onion and Not The Onion right next to each other in my feed. Guess which one sounded more far fetched?

People play Diablo 4? o.0

“Sir or Madam” already is a “They/Them”.

More than there already are?

We’re un-hello now

Silly?!

Because they didn’t want to turn off everybody immediately

absGeekNZ has begun a mysterious construction!

Drowning. Over 300 thousand people drown every year according to my 20 seconds of research. Those are killed by DHMO directly.

It still kills more than 320,000 people every year, and that’s just from ingesting it.

It’s hilarious because they are so obviously scared but at the same time it’s terrifying because it will eventually work on most people.

So does the startup.

I wish, but I wager most people will immediately get married to Bluesky.

That only happens when they accidentally miss the window.

I really doubt an iOS update will affect people using android phones as servers.