Pretty sure it’s the polyester. Adds comfort, but wears out way faster.

Sow up the neck hole and you have a pair of shorts!

Don’t tell Nestle, lol

You probably wouldn’t know it, but “There’s a funky little place down on bayside drive”

Where in the world?

How does it improve your life?

But I’m still in it!!

But how does this improve your life? By improving your memory all around?

Fortunately for me, this comes naturally to me. No need to pretend.

No no, you need to do both at the same time for maximum effect.

Motivational calendar…

Thanks mom

To be really dumb?

I think you need to stop responding to people and think critically about what everyone is trying to tell you.

Funny, I had the exact opposite reaction. For me it’s that nothing that is happening is new and if you look carefully nothing is weird or unusual, it’s just the same ol’ same ol’ rehashed from a modern perspective.

Possibly the most appreciated song on earth.

I had this pack of hamburger buns that were absolutely in perfect shape months after their expiry. The inside of that pack much have been perfectly sterile.

Jealous much?