Unless melanin levels play a part in the story (Huck Finn, Mockingbird etc) then there’s no reason to even think about it. Describe to me how the following character looks: they go by the name Jordan and work in a Japanese restaurant in Cape Town. Everybody will picture someone different…
Why would a reputable news source like The Onion want to tarnish its good reputation by buying a website famous for being full of lies that people believe?