The China kind.

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OK then, foreign communist megacorporation & government

“NOOOO the foreign man who’s been fucking me is gone, I MUST find a new foreign man to fuck me or I will die!” -Idiot humans

Just for the record, the HDMI consortium can place their mouths on my genitals and consume my waste

It’s all trash. Everything normal people use on a daily basis is pure dumpster fire level garbage with massive, HEINOUS, unforgivable amounts of tracking built in.

They know all of this. They just don’t care.

“We’re not gonna make it, are we? Humans I mean” -John Connor- Terminator 2

All of my favorite browsers are forks of Firefox. Lately it’s been Zen browser. Watching Firefox smoulder and collapse over the years has been truly painful and makes me fear a chromium future in hell.