That one is even more goatse looking than the N-Gage

TikTok might start being not shit after this, but I’m not risking exposure until I have confirmation

[Winds of Change by Scorpions playing loudly]

Congratulations to terror for winning the war on terror once again

because its not a country we’ve flagged as “Evil Enemy Run By Inhuman Savages”.

Unless the subject is Amazon deforestation, in which case we have to stop these inhuman savages from destroying this global patrimony (mine). Please don’t ask who’s buying the cattle and soy being grown there or running the mining companies or where I got all this fertile land.

I think there are less 8k TVs now than 4 years ago. Some lessons were learned

The only ways you can fight climate change in any meaningful way with 10k also involve going to prison

Probably William Thomson after his body started breaking the laws of thermodynamics like that.

That’s when they started putting women in videogames 😔

Fine, I’ll concede that I’m better than MLK Jr.

That was quick

Evidently, yes he could, since I’m just paraphrasing what he wrote better.

I commend the optimism, but I doubt it

He owns 1% of all Microsoft shares which are worth tens of billions.

Guess you can never be 30 years too late

But, you see, your rights must follow the timetable I’ve set. Wait for a more convenient time

I used to think one of the biggest reasons there’s so many antivaxx people is that, because they’re so effective, people no longer have the fear of seeing their children in an iron lung, struggling to breathe. Then Covid respirators happened and antivaxx fucks somehow got worse

Ok.

> uses search engine

> search engine gives generative AI answer

God dammit

> scroll down

> click search result

> AI Generated article

I doubt the average twitter user gives a semblance of a shit.

I guess all this block did was teach the Brazilian population how to use VPNs.

ISPs have a period to comply with the order. Mine still hasn’t blocked the shitshow.