I’m not sure how this is satire. This describes a plausibly real person.

Oh look, the obvious consequences of releasing a tool built on stolen work being used to steal other people’s work.

Yes pretty much, except they ignored shoes.

We had a player who was obsessed with caltrops, and we gave him a magical object that let him turn any object that fit in his hand into a caltrop for 24 hrs. He could make like 50 caltrops a day. There were no real shenanigans to be had except he always turned money he was given into caltrops.