That’s gold, Jerry!

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Or county, city, municipality of any size really.

Yeah, we should only be allowed to download their social media apps?

No one can actually have a billionaire by the balls, even if they’re another billionaire. It’s kind of the whole point of being a billionaire.

Pretty much their only weakness is literally everyone else deciding billionaires shouldn’t exist, and working together to make that happen.

How do you know heroin is bad for you? Have you tried it? You can’t say it’s bad unless you’ve tried it.

Companies exist that still make VHS and DVD players, I don’t think BRD is going the way of the 8-track just yet.

You can always buy a PS4 or PS5 used from Gamestop, also.

No TVs have DP, and the largest monitors you can find now are below 55". I wish you luck.

There are no TVs with displayport outside the commercial space, let alone one with your seriously specific requirements. Were you trying to trick someone into being your personal shopper?

You would need to remove the profit motive.

People who care about climate change aren’t the ones who need to get a vasectomy.

Yeah, that’s basically it.

Risk of Rain, Dungeon of the Endless. I can play DRG Survivor at 80% scale without triggering the fan.

Whereas BG3 turns on the fans for the title screen.

Meanwhile Accenture has 1400:1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio.

Honestly. I prefer games that don’t make the steam deck use its fans.

I only listen to obscure Swedish jazz musician.

I get it, but this lowkey implies vaccines cause autism. You can’t give them any ammo, even silly ammo.

I fired someone for ignoring their work, falsifying the records, and instead driving around all day in the company van playing Pokémon Go. Yes, the van has GPS. Yes, they were aware of this fact.

I should add, they had worked there for nearly 30 years, and transferred to my team. The individual had probably been shirking their duty in this way for their entire career, but the Pokémon Go thing was going on for several years at least. Their previous manager didn’t look into why someone with barely any customers was always so busy.

Yeah, that’s how libraries work.

I think because on other manufacturer android phones, like Samsung, you’d have to de-Google and also de-Samsung.