Heh. FUD?

Don’t rely on your immune system to figure things out

… in time to keep you alive. I mean, given enough time, the body will figure things out. Vaccines are cheat-sheets to cut that time so it’s accomplished before the host dies.

emails

Needs a [sic] in there.

The worst El Camino ever?

Does that mean Canada and Mexico will be sued if the tariffs don’t make them beg to be annexed?

My sister started a pet store. Took her 1 year to plan it all out and get it lined up. And she opened.

Theft was a constant problem from day one. Kids would steal aquarium filters and similarly pointless stuff. She installed cameras. She reported them to the cops. Nothing fucking changed.

She bailed out after a few years when the lease came up, losing her shirt but not her house, and now manages a vet hospital owned by some vets. They have no end of customers but definitely a list.

Steal from a retailer like that makes it okay? Just fuck you.

That used to be how you would get past voice response systems and get to an operator quickly as well: just say “fuck”, once, clearly.

if

whether

Number of stews who have the time to help you figure out the pairing rigamarole or why the radio on this unit is fucked: ZERO.

Number of issues with regular fucking headphones: zero.

Cases where the tinniness will impact your enjoyment of visual spooge: zero

People stopping you from buying some $15 apple 3.5mm pods for your earballs: zero

I’m thinking you’ll be fine. Leave the air safety officers alone so they can do their job.

Apparently I still don’t have one. Haven’t had a phone number for about a decade. No SMS spam, no “survey” calls; nothing.

Signal needs a phone number.

I don’t want to give them one. Also I don’t have one.

Oh my, that seems to eliminate Signal as an option.

Next?

“security misinformation”

Or actually significant and consistent values that also happen to make you look bad today so they must suck and be ditched.

Did I get that right? SOUNDS right…

“coPilot, what is the Sunk Cost Fallacy?”

Everyone report an error every day.

Nothing.

If the Internet went away, we’d have a little time before batteries were not viable even if replaceable, as distributing those batteries would get problematic.

We would have had no time to withdraw cash as cash, an important thing since banks will fall over at least enough to trigger an economic collapse.

No, we’re all gonna need to learn how to fight, and live without hospitals and drugs and probably electricity.

We have bigger problems than ensuring we can look up the capital of Rwanda on this cached Wikipedia while we listen to The Cure.

I think it has a container crutch. If it can install on a system and update like all my other stuff (automatically) then I’m in. I don’t have time to pop containers 6000km away with minimal tech support when they blow up.

From the article:

literally

Look; if you’re a journalist, pretend you know other words. I’m so fucking done.

Wait till

New kind of plough?

[Microsoft product] [surveils]

I wouldn’t be surprised if zoom does something similar.

Have you considered that Microsoft is just being a dick? After decades of doing so, it’d be okay to assume this time too.

Zoom could also be a dick, but let’s give them the benefit of the doubt.

You’ll pry email from my #coldDeadHands, but I haven’t had a phone number for a decade.