Spaceballs! When I was maybe 8 or 9.

I asked my mom “What’s a ‘virgin alarm’ and what does it mean that it is programmed to go off before you do?” and she said ask me again in thirty years.

Reminds me, I forgot to ask her.

Let’s back up just a moment - is there an issue you’re trying to diagnose, like bad lag, packet drops, excess ping, etc.?

If not, then don’t worry about the speeds too much unless you feel like you’re being overcharged.