Show a company how to sign your name… what could go wrong?

My first thought was bash.org and I thought, “Chet needs to get his ass in gear.”

I have a suspicion that they have a virus that they want to spread and protect themselves from

Is a part of me that wants to go back to Linux just for Mplayer. That blows VLC and mpv out of the water. You could watch movies on a potato with that