Don’t worry, I put you back on the shelf with a higher price tag.

You

Okay. Undercooked meat may yield bad parasitic worms. So what, what makes pork any different than any other meat in that regard?

Always cook meat thoroughly and that shouldn’t be a problem. Pork ain’t any different.

Apparently they still don’t understand food preparation, otherwise these fast food joints wouldn’t have had to pull onions off their foods.

Why you think I mentioned onions first? The cycle continues…

Onions live in filth. Potatoes live in filth. All fruits and vegetables live in filth, often fertilized with manure.

So what the fuck does filth have anything to do with anything?

Well, Florida got it pretty bad this hurricane season, so I guess it partly depends exactly what area of Florida you’re considering, plus basically whichever of the two states is generally in better shape after their recent disasters.

Either way, wherever you go, check the specific area you’re considering first.

All of a sudden?