Possibly THE funniest thing to see as the first thing populating the homepage when tripping shrooms. Good laugh.

A fairly large percentage of straight people definitely have mental illness. Likely the same ones that will be saying the same thing about gay/trans.

You know what scares the hell out of corporations? People like me. We replace the wonky rubber harmonic balancers with aluminum ones, we replace phone batteries using a heat gun to remove the screen, we replace capacitors in 90’s era Walmart CD players because it still works. We are the anti consumers. We fix what you throw away. We will build our future golden city with the refuse from your broken appliances. We are the future and it terrifies the consumer corporations.

Gravity + velocity: the practical applications of time travel. That or anything investigating anything to do with sentient energy because that will shit all over 99% of every religion.