Even better: 20 lbs of long toenails and a box full of real snakes.

And the work in the lead mines

Quartz watches: Casio F-91w
Mechanical watches: Seiko 5

They completely focus on large enterprises now.
Everyone who uses Fusion or Workstation productively is too small for them.

Disconnect the PC from the internet.
It’s also the only way to safely run a computer without updates.

If he had stolen $200M in workers’ wages instead, he’d be lauded as a successful entrepreneur.

Now that they’re basically banning cars, it might be worth a visit again

I’ve been in that same situation, except they refused to serve me at the drive through.
It was the most American thing I ever experienced – being denied burgers cause I didn’t have a car.

oh fuck I can’t stop laughing

You have a strict policy on photos of other people at work, so you post it on a public website?

He’s the guardian of some secrets about a very high profile company, involving some of the higher-ups.
And also has an officially recognized disability, in a unionized company. It is big enough for them to hide him away from public view, rather than risk him airing their dirty laundry in the court case that will come if they fire him.

The problem is that this way, your best people with the most options leave first.
Those you want to keep long enough to do the re-structuring and make the numbers on the books look good, so you can sell the company before it disintegrates completely.

He rendered the left-leaning government ineffective, making a shift to the right in the next election more probable, then triggered early elections.
Genius, really.

I have a co-worker (in an open, shared office) who

• doesn’t react to tickets, Teams messages or emails
• refuses to answer the phone even when the call is specifically for him
• has only one specific task assigned to him, which he regularly fucks up but doesn’t care
• sleeps under his desk for an hour every day during work time
• plays music with offensive lyrics loudly, while others are on phone calls with customers
• watches porn on his work computer
• walks over to co-workers, farts, then walks back to his chair

He’s been with the company for 20 years.

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How is what he did dumb?
He only continued to refuse to increase the spending limit, which is basically the only thing he promised to do if he was elected.
I mean, that position is completely wrong in the current situation, but it’s not a change from his position 3 years ago.

What do you think would happen if the C-suite called HR and told them “we’re about to announce a downsizing in 2 months, stop hiring people”?

I feel like I need more context. What???

We have an app running on CentOS 6. The vendor of the app informed us they expect to have a new version that can run on RHEL 8 by the end of the year - 2025.

In an enterprise environment, you rely on a service that tracks CVEs, analyzes which ones apply to your environment, and prioritizes security critical updates.
The issue here is that one of these services installed a release upgrade because Microsoft mislabelled it as security update.