tourist@lemmy.worldtoAsklemmy@lemmy.ml•If this was your last day alive. What would you do?
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12 days agoSay “Thank fuck, finally” and take a nap
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
Say “Thank fuck, finally” and take a nap
you must only consume piss
No one whoever drank piss died because of it
I was meant to be doing something but I got distracted
I have no idea what I was meant to be doing because I smoked the mystery joint
I think most of it was probably blue cheese
The majority of us not being able to suck our own dicks ruined humanity.
I will die on this hill.
When Bobby Kotick read this he probably aperture clenched his asshole so tight it burst his prostate.