But if you know where to get it pure or mostly pure

Albuquerque?

Did you not see it in the screenshot?

Or money quickly loses all value. What do I care if you give me a million dollars? It’ll be gone tomorrow, and until then everyone else will view it as being just as worthless as I do.

Possessions you have control over at the beginning of the day would matter (so yes, being rich is still an advantage), but I imagine any intangible funds would be worthless.

Chocolate is what poisons dogs. There’s just a much higher concentration of it in dark chocolate than milk chocolate. Too much milk chocolate can still kill a dog, and “too much” isn’t even all that much. 8 ounces of milk chocolate for a 30 pound dog is enough to be concerned about.

Also all those bananas.