The Onion has gotten to the point where its headlines are true with the satire being only in the body of the article. He has accused her of lying about having a job in the White House. He thinks he won the election so she’s not the VP

The onion has been cranking out bangers the past couple decades.

The problem with onion articles about Trump is that Cluster B thing again. The articles are all perfectly plausible within the context of his personal alternative reality wrought of untreated mental illness.

…so ready to eat the onion here. It TOTALLY sounds like what he’d say.