ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 hours agoAttorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Bookplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down13
arrow-up1148arrow-down1external-linkAttorney General Nominee Matt Gaetz Requests to Be Sworn in on Epstein's Little Black Bookplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 hours agomessage-square5fedilink
minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.nettoThe Onion@midwest.social•Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·10 hours agoJust when the country needed a laugh the most, The Onion went and did the funniest thing they could possibly do. This is a wonderful morning. linkfedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agoUSA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nationplus-squarechaser.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1735arrow-down17
arrow-up1728arrow-down1external-linkUSA to destabilize American government after discovering it’s an oil rich nationplus-squarechaser.com.auZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square19fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days ago"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 electionplus-squarethebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square129fedilinkarrow-up11.07Karrow-down147
arrow-up11.02Karrow-down1external-link"Democrats better get their shit together before the 2028 election," says adorable friend who thinks there's going to be a 2028 electionplus-squarethebeaverton.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square129fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agoCanada turns off all lights in hopes US will think we're not homeplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up1590arrow-down16
arrow-up1584arrow-down1external-linkCanada turns off all lights in hopes US will think we're not homeplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square18fedilink
minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in AmericalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down2·4 days agoYes, Reductress is the reason Trump won. Brilliant observation. Now run along, the grown-ups are talking. linkfedilink
minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPtoThe Onion@midwest.social•Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in AmericalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·edit-24 days agoYeah, Reductress is a feminist spin on The Onion and they are not pulling punches. linkfedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agoBoys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in Americaplus-squarereductress.comexternal-linkmessage-square195fedilinkarrow-up11.13Karrow-down136
arrow-up11.09Karrow-down1external-linkBoys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in Americaplus-squarereductress.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square195fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days agoDNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from Thisplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down10
arrow-up120arrow-down1external-linkDNC Announces Plans to Learn Nothing from Thisplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 8 days agomessage-square49fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days agoStressed Nation Asks Obama If It Can Bum 340 Million Cigarettesplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkStressed Nation Asks Obama If It Can Bum 340 Million Cigarettesplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 9 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agoSelf-identified independent announces dinner preference of “I don’t know, whatever you don’t want”plus-squarethebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkSelf-identified independent announces dinner preference of “I don’t know, whatever you don’t want”plus-squarethebeaverton.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agoRepublican Voter Can’t Tell If Nazi Imagery In TV Ad Supposed To Be Positive Or Negativeplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkRepublican Voter Can’t Tell If Nazi Imagery In TV Ad Supposed To Be Positive Or Negativeplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 11 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days agoPiss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He Sleptplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkPiss-Soaked Tucker Carlson Claims Demon Urinated On Him While He Sleptplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days agoElon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Cardplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk Offers $1M to Anyone Who Signs His Birthday Cardplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 13 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days agoU.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrantsplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkU.S. Deploys Socially Awkward Men Along Border To Deter Migrantsplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 14 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agoProject 2025 Council Vows to Capture Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Destroy Them Once and For Allplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkProject 2025 Council Vows to Capture Captain Planet and the Planeteers and Destroy Them Once and For Allplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 17 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 19 days agoCoworker putting up Christmas decorations justifiably murderedplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkCoworker putting up Christmas decorations justifiably murderedplus-squarewww.thebeaverton.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days agoCorporation Boasts About How Diverse the Latest Round of Layoffs Areplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1external-linkCorporation Boasts About How Diverse the Latest Round of Layoffs Areplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days agoConservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everythingplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkConservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everythingplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 20 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days agoTrump Accuses Kamala Harris Of Lying About Having Job At White Houseplus-squaretheonion.comexternal-linkmessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkTrump Accuses Kamala Harris Of Lying About Having Job At White Houseplus-squaretheonion.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square4fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-227 days agoElon Musk removes blocking feature so he can finally see what his kids postplus-squarechaser.com.auexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk removes blocking feature so he can finally see what his kids postplus-squarechaser.com.auZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-227 days agomessage-square2fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agoReal Life Frank Grimes? This Millennial Has Worked Hard His Entire Life and Has Literally Nothing To Show for It!plus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1external-linkReal Life Frank Grimes? This Millennial Has Worked Hard His Entire Life and Has Literally Nothing To Show for It!plus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-22 months agoBen Shapiro Calls for Boycott of Zoltar Machine That Wouldn’t Make Him Bigplus-squarethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkBen Shapiro Calls for Boycott of Zoltar Machine That Wouldn’t Make Him Bigplus-squarethehardtimes.netZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · edit-22 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Just when the country needed a laugh the most, The Onion went and did the funniest thing they could possibly do. This is a wonderful morning.