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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons

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The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 months ago

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Self-proclaimed alpha male Tom Harrington was left fighting for his life in the ICU after accidentally touching an unopened box of tampons.

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Guy buying condoms? He’s hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He’s definitely getting some.

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